Ich habe im Netz einige alltags Situationen gefunden im Leben eines Programmierers

When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning

When my regex returned exactly what I expected


When a friend of mine asks me to fix his website built with Joomla

When I'm told that the module on which I have worked all the week will never be used

When I show the boss that I have finally fixed this bug

When the code that I have not tested on dev works perfectly in production

When I apply a new CSS for the first time

When sysadmin finally gives us the root access

When I go off for the weekend while everyone else is still trying to fix bugs

When the boss is looking for someone to urgently fix a difficult bug

When the project manager enters the office

When I'm deploying code to production

When the sales people announce they have sold our product to the customer

When I launch my script for the first time after several hours of development

When the app goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive

Part 2

When a newbie suggests to add a new feature to project

When the boss announces a bonus if the project is completed before the deadline

When I realize that I have been blocked for two hours because of a forgotten semicolon

When asked to lend a hand on a Friday afternoon

When the project manager suddenly looks on my screen

When a thing that worked on Friday no longer works on Monday

When the client tries to click on the mockups

When a bug goes unnoticed during a presentation

When customer wants to change specification 2 days before pushing to production

When my script finally worked

When I return to development of my code that wasn't commented

When I am asked to continue work of a newbie colleague

When I'm told that my code is broken in production

When the intern tells me that "the tests are for those who can not program"

When I manage to replace 200 lines of the algorithm by only 10 lines

When I find a solution without searching Google

Part 3

When after a productive day I'm so confident that I think I can handle parkour tricks on the way home

When I start coding without doing analysis first

When I did a good job and the client is happy

When project manager thinks that I can handle whole project all by myself

When I find out that someone has accidentally overwritten my changes in git

When I am asked about something from the 900 pages of documentation

When they tell me the website has to be supported by IE6

When I am the only one to notice a bug on friday night

When they me ask if I have tested it

When I see someone commit 500 files to fix one bug

When a misformed sql query actually returns me the correct results

When I try a solution without reading the docs first

When I notice I was editing production code and I quickly correct my errors

When after a big update I test the new site with IE

Ninja-fixing a bug 10 minutes before the demo for client

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