When the project manager enters the office

When the boss announces a bonus if the project is completed before the deadline

When project manager thinks that I can handle whole project all by myself

When I'm told that the module on which I have worked all the week will never be used

When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning

When I show the boss that I have finally fixed this bug

When I see someone commit 500 files to fix one bug

When I launch my script for the first time after several hours of development

When I find a solution without searching Google

When I am the only one to notice a bug on friday night

When the intern tells me that the tests are for those who can not program

When the boss is looking for someone to urgently fix a difficult bug

When the app goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive

When my script finally worked

When I'm deploying code to production

When I try a solution without reading the docs first

When I return to development of my code that wasn't commented

When I notice I was editing production code and I quickly correct my errors

When I find out that someone has accidentally overwritten my changes in git

When I apply a new CSS for the first time

When the code that I have not tested on dev works perfectly in production

When the client tries to click on the mockups

When sysadmin finally gives us the root access

When my regex returned exactly what I expected

When I'm told that my code is broken in production

When I start coding without doing analysis first

When I realize that I have been blocked for two hours because of a forgotten semicolon

When I manage to replace 200 lines of the algorithm by only 10 lines

When I go off for the weekend while everyone else is still trying to fix bugs

When I did a good job and the client is happy