When the client tries to click on the mockups

When project manager thinks that I can handle whole project all by myself

When I'm told that the module on which I have worked all the week will never be used

When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning

When I start coding without doing analysis first

When I realize that I have been blocked for two hours because of a forgotten semicolon

When I manage to replace 200 lines of the algorithm by only 10 lines

When I go off for the weekend while everyone else is still trying to fix bugs

When I did a good job and the client is happy

When I am asked to continue work of a newbie colleague

When the boss is looking for someone to urgently fix a difficult bug

When the app goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive

When my script finally worked

When I'm deploying code to production

When I try a solution without reading the docs first

When I see someone commit 500 files to fix one bug

When I launch my script for the first time after several hours of development

When I find out that someone has accidentally overwritten my changes in git

When I apply a new CSS for the first time

When I am asked about something from the 900 pages of documentation

When the boss announces a bonus if the project is completed before the deadline

When sysadmin finally gives us the root access

When my regex returned exactly what I expected

When I'm told that my code is broken in production

When I show the boss that I have finally fixed this bug

When I return to development of my code that wasn't commented

When I notice I was editing production code and I quickly correct my errors

When I find a solution without searching Google

When I am the only one to notice a bug on friday night

When customer wants to change specification 2 days before pushing to production