When a thing that worked on Friday no longer works on Monday

When customer wants to change specification 2 days before pushing to production

When I am asked to continue work of a newbie colleague

When I manage to replace 200 lines of the algorithm by only 10 lines

When I start coding without doing analysis first

When I find out that someone has accidentally overwritten my changes in git

When they tell me the website has to be supported by IE6

When I try a solution without reading the docs first

Ninja-fixing a bug 10 minutes before the demo for client

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When the client tries to click on the mockups

When I return to development of my code that wasn't commented

When I'm told that my code is broken in production

When after a productive day I'm so confident that I think I can handle parkour tricks on the way home

When project manager thinks that I can handle whole project all by myself

When I am the only one to notice a bug on friday night

When I see someone commit 500 files to fix one bug

When I notice I was editing production code and I quickly correct my errors

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When a bug goes unnoticed during a presentation

When my script finally worked

When the intern tells me that the tests are for those who can not program

When I find a solution without searching Google

When I did a good job and the client is happy

When I am asked about something from the 900 pages of documentation

When they me ask if I have tested it

When a misformed sql query actually returns me the correct results

When after a big update I test the new site with IE

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