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When I try a solution without reading the docs first

When they me ask if I have tested it

When they tell me the website has to be supported by IE6

When I did a good job and the client is happy

When I find a solution without searching Google

When I am asked to continue work of a newbie colleague

When customer wants to change specification 2 days before pushing to production

When the client tries to click on the mockups

Lindy IPower Control Classic 8

When after a big update I test the new site with IE

When a misformed sql query actually returns me the correct results

When I am the only one to notice a bug on friday night

When I find out that someone has accidentally overwritten my changes in git

When I start coding without doing analysis first

When I manage to replace 200 lines of the algorithm by only 10 lines

When the intern tells me that the tests are for those who can not program

When I return to development of my code that wasn't commented

When a bug goes unnoticed during a presentation

When a thing that worked on Friday no longer works on Monday

Lindy IPower Control Classic 8

Ninja-fixing a bug 10 minutes before the demo for client

When I notice I was editing production code and I quickly correct my errors

When I see someone commit 500 files to fix one bug

When I am asked about something from the 900 pages of documentation

When project manager thinks that I can handle whole project all by myself

When after a productive day I'm so confident that I think I can handle parkour tricks on the way home

When I'm told that my code is broken in production

When my script finally worked

When the project manager suddenly looks on my screen