When I did a good job and the client is happy

When I launch my script for the first time after several hours of development

When I realize that I have been blocked for two hours because of a forgotten semicolon

When I start coding without doing analysis first

When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning

When I'm told that my code is broken in production

When sysadmin finally gives us the root access

When the boss is looking for someone to urgently fix a difficult bug

When the client tries to click on the mockups

When the project manager suddenly looks on my screen

When I find a solution without searching Google

When I manage to replace 200 lines of the algorithm by only 10 lines

When I return to development of my code that wasn't commented

When I show the boss that I have finally fixed this bug

When I try a solution without reading the docs first

When my regex returned exactly what I expected

When my script finally worked

When the app goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive

When the code that I have not tested on dev works perfectly in production

When the project manager enters the office

When I find out that someone has accidentally overwritten my changes in git

When I go off for the weekend while everyone else is still trying to fix bugs

When I notice I was editing production code and I quickly correct my errors

When I see someone commit 500 files to fix one bug

When I'm deploying code to production

When I'm told that the module on which I have worked all the week will never be used

When project manager thinks that I can handle whole project all by myself

When the boss announces a bonus if the project is completed before the deadline

When the intern tells me that the tests are for those who can not program

When the sales people announce they have sold our product to the customer