When I return to development of my code that wasn't commented

When I start coding without doing analysis first

When I'm deploying code to production

When my regex returned exactly what I expected

When sysadmin finally gives us the root access

When the boss announces a bonus if the project is completed before the deadline

When the code that I have not tested on dev works perfectly in production

When the project manager enters the office

When they me ask if I have tested it

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When I see someone commit 500 files to fix one bug

When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning

When I'm told that my code is broken in production

When project manager thinks that I can handle whole project all by myself

When the boss is looking for someone to urgently fix a difficult bug

When the client tries to click on the mockups

When the project manager suddenly looks on my screen

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When I show the boss that I have finally fixed this bug

When I try a solution without reading the docs first

When I'm told that the module on which I have worked all the week will never be used

When my script finally worked

When the app goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive

When the intern tells me that the tests are for those who can not program

When the sales people announce they have sold our product to the customer

When they tell me the website has to be supported by IE6

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