When I notice I was editing production code and I quickly correct my errors

When I see someone commit 500 files to fix one bug

When I am asked about something from the 900 pages of documentation

When I did a good job and the client is happy

When after a productive day I'm so confident that I think I can handle parkour tricks on the way home

When I'm told that my code is broken in production

When customer wants to change specification 2 days before pushing to production

When the client tries to click on the mockups

When I realize that I have been blocked for two hours because of a forgotten semicolon

When a newbie suggests to add a new feature to project

When I try a solution without reading the docs first

When they me ask if I have tested it

When they tell me the website has to be supported by IE6

When I start coding without doing analysis first

When I manage to replace 200 lines of the algorithm by only 10 lines

When the intern tells me that the tests are for those who can not program

When I return to development of my code that wasn't commented

When a bug goes unnoticed during a presentation

When a thing that worked on Friday no longer works on Monday

When asked to lend a hand on a Friday afternoon

When the boss announces a bonus if the project is completed before the deadline

When a misformed sql query actually returns me the correct results

When I am the only one to notice a bug on friday night

When I find out that someone has accidentally overwritten my changes in git

When project manager thinks that I can handle whole project all by myself

When I find a solution without searching Google

When I am asked to continue work of a newbie colleague

When my script finally worked

When the project manager suddenly looks on my screen

When the app goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive