When they tell me the website has to be supported by IE6

When I start coding without doing analysis first

When I manage to replace 200 lines of the algorithm by only 10 lines

When I am asked to continue work of a newbie colleague

When my script finally worked

When the project manager suddenly looks on my screen

When the app goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive

When I'm deploying code to production

When I go off for the weekend while everyone else is still trying to fix bugs

When I am asked about something from the 900 pages of documentation

When I did a good job and the client is happy

When after a productive day I'm so confident that I think I can handle parkour tricks on the way home

When the intern tells me that the tests are for those who can not program

When I return to development of my code that wasn't commented

When a bug goes unnoticed during a presentation

When a thing that worked on Friday no longer works on Monday

When I realize that I have been blocked for two hours because of a forgotten semicolon

When a newbie suggests to add a new feature to project

When the sales people announce they have sold our product to the customer

When the boss is looking for someone to urgently fix a difficult bug

When I find out that someone has accidentally overwritten my changes in git

When project manager thinks that I can handle whole project all by myself

When I find a solution without searching Google

When I'm told that my code is broken in production

When customer wants to change specification 2 days before pushing to production

When the client tries to click on the mockups

When asked to lend a hand on a Friday afternoon

When the boss announces a bonus if the project is completed before the deadline

When I launch my script for the first time after several hours of development

When the project manager enters the office