When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning

When my regex returned exactly what I expected

When a friend of mine asks me to fix his website built with Joomla

When I'm told that the module on which I have worked all the week will never be used

When I show the boss that I have finally fixed this bug

When the code that I have not tested on dev works perfectly in production

When I apply a new CSS for the first time

When sysadmin finally gives us the root access

When I go off for the weekend while everyone else is still trying to fix bugs

When the boss is looking for someone to urgently fix a difficult bug

When the project manager enters the office

When I'm deploying code to production

When the sales people announce they have sold our product to the customer

When I launch my script for the first time after several hours of development

When the app goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive

When a newbie suggests to add a new feature to project

When the boss announces a bonus if the project is completed before the deadline

When I realize that I have been blocked for two hours because of a forgotten semicolon

When asked to lend a hand on a Friday afternoon

When the project manager suddenly looks on my screen

When a thing that worked on Friday no longer works on Monday

When the client tries to click on the mockups

When a bug goes unnoticed during a presentation

When customer wants to change specification 2 days before pushing to production

When my script finally worked

When I return to development of my code that wasn't commented

When I am asked to continue work of a newbie colleague

When I'm told that my code is broken in production

When the intern tells me that the tests are for those who can not program

When I manage to replace 200 lines of the algorithm by only 10 lines