2013-05-05 - Developer's Life 46
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When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning
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When my regex returned exactly what I expected
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When a friend of mine asks me to fix his website built with Joomla
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When I'm told that the module on which I have worked all the week will never be used
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When I show the boss that I have finally fixed this bug
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When the code that I have not tested on dev works perfectly in production
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When I apply a new CSS for the first time
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When sysadmin finally gives us the root access
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When I go off for the weekend while everyone else is still trying to fix bugs
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When the boss is looking for someone to urgently fix a difficult bug
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When the project manager enters the office
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When I'm deploying code to production
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When the sales people announce they have sold our product to the customer
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When I launch my script for the first time after several hours of development
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When the app goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive
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When a newbie suggests to add a new feature to project
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When the boss announces a bonus if the project is completed before the deadline
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When I realize that I have been blocked for two hours because of a forgotten semicolon
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When asked to lend a hand on a Friday afternoon
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When the project manager suddenly looks on my screen
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When a thing that worked on Friday no longer works on Monday
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When the client tries to click on the mockups
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When a bug goes unnoticed during a presentation
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When customer wants to change specification 2 days before pushing to production
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When my script finally worked
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When I return to development of my code that wasn't commented
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When I am asked to continue work of a newbie colleague
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When I'm told that my code is broken in production
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When the intern tells me that the tests are for those who can not program
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When I manage to replace 200 lines of the algorithm by only 10 lines
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