2013-05-05 - Developer's Life 46

  • When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning

    When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning

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  • When my regex returned exactly what I expected

    When my regex returned exactly what I expected

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    625
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  • When a friend of mine asks me to fix his website built with Joomla

    When a friend of mine asks me to fix his website built with Joomla

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    583
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  • When I'm told that the module on which I have worked all the week will never be used

    When I'm told that the module on which I have worked all the week will never be used

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    632
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  • When I show the boss that I have finally fixed this bug

    When I show the boss that I have finally fixed this bug

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    361
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  • When the code that I have not tested on dev works perfectly in production

    When the code that I have not tested on dev works perfectly in production

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    535
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  • When I apply a new CSS for the first time

    When I apply a new CSS for the first time

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    315
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  • When sysadmin finally gives us the root access

    When sysadmin finally gives us the root access

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    316
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  • When I go off for the weekend while everyone else is still trying to fix bugs

    When I go off for the weekend while everyone else is still trying to fix bugs

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    610
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  • When the boss is looking for someone to urgently fix a difficult bug

    When the boss is looking for someone to urgently fix a difficult bug

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    369
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  • When the project manager enters the office

    When the project manager enters the office

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    828
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  • When I'm deploying code to production

    When I'm deploying code to production

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    321
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  • When the sales people announce they have sold our product to the customer

    When the sales people announce they have sold our product to the customer

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    431
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  • When I launch my script for the first time after several hours of development

    When I launch my script for the first time after several hours of development

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    6,313
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  • When the app goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive

    When the app goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive

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    660
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  • When a newbie suggests to add a new feature to project

    When a newbie suggests to add a new feature to project

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    383
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  • When the boss announces a bonus if the project is completed before the deadline

    When the boss announces a bonus if the project is completed before the deadline

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    443
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  • When I realize that I have been blocked for two hours because of a forgotten semicolon

    When I realize that I have been blocked for two hours because of a forgotten semicolon

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    494
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  • When asked to lend a hand on a Friday afternoon

    When asked to lend a hand on a Friday afternoon

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    418
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  • When the project manager suddenly looks on my screen

    When the project manager suddenly looks on my screen

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    461
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  • When a thing that worked on Friday no longer works on Monday

    When a thing that worked on Friday no longer works on Monday

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    344
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  • When the client tries to click on the mockups

    When the client tries to click on the mockups

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    434
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  • When a bug goes unnoticed during a presentation

    When a bug goes unnoticed during a presentation

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    315
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  • When customer wants to change specification 2 days before pushing to production

    When customer wants to change specification 2 days before pushing to production

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    302
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  • When my script finally worked

    When my script finally worked

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    288
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  • When I return to development of my code that wasn't commented

    When I return to development of my code that wasn't commented

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    362
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  • When I am asked to continue work of a newbie colleague

    When I am asked to continue work of a newbie colleague

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    315
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  • When I'm told that my code is broken in production

    When I'm told that my code is broken in production

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    371
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  • When the intern tells me that the tests are for those who can not program

    When the intern tells me that the tests are for those who can not program

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    306
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  • When I manage to replace 200 lines of the algorithm by only 10 lines

    When I manage to replace 200 lines of the algorithm by only 10 lines

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    317
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