Ninja-fixing a bug 10 minutes before the demo for client

When a bug goes unnoticed during a presentation

When a friend of mine asks me to fix his website built with Joomla

When a misformed sql query actually returns me the correct results

When a newbie suggests to add a new feature to project

When a thing that worked on Friday no longer works on Monday

When after a big update I test the new site with IE

When after a productive day I'm so confident that I think I can handle parkour tricks on the way home

When asked to lend a hand on a Friday afternoon

When customer wants to change specification 2 days before pushing to production

When I am asked about something from the 900 pages of documentation

When I am asked to continue work of a newbie colleague

When I am the only one to notice a bug on friday night

When I apply a new CSS for the first time

When I did a good job and the client is happy

When I find a solution without searching Google

When I find out that someone has accidentally overwritten my changes in git

When I go off for the weekend while everyone else is still trying to fix bugs

When I launch my script for the first time after several hours of development

When I manage to replace 200 lines of the algorithm by only 10 lines

When I notice I was editing production code and I quickly correct my errors

When I realize that I have been blocked for two hours because of a forgotten semicolon

When I return to development of my code that wasn't commented

When I see someone commit 500 files to fix one bug

When I show the boss that I have finally fixed this bug

When I start coding without doing analysis first

When I try a solution without reading the docs first

When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning

When I'm deploying code to production

When I'm told that my code is broken in production