When I launch my script for the first time after several hours of development

When the project manager enters the office

When the app goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive

When my regex returned exactly what I expected

When the sales people announce they have sold our product to the customer

When I'm told that the module on which I have worked all the week will never be used

When I go off for the weekend while everyone else is still trying to fix bugs

When a friend of mine asks me to fix his website built with Joomla

When the code that I have not tested on dev works perfectly in production

When I realize that I have been blocked for two hours because of a forgotten semicolon

When I notice I was editing production code and I quickly correct my errors

When the project manager suddenly looks on my screen

When the client tries to click on the mockups

When the boss announces a bonus if the project is completed before the deadline

When asked to lend a hand on a Friday afternoon

When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning

When a misformed sql query actually returns me the correct results

Ninja-fixing a bug 10 minutes before the demo for client

When I find out that someone has accidentally overwritten my changes in git

When a newbie suggests to add a new feature to project

When I am the only one to notice a bug on friday night

When the boss is looking for someone to urgently fix a difficult bug

When I show the boss that I have finally fixed this bug

When I'm told that my code is broken in production

When I return to development of my code that wasn't commented

When a thing that worked on Friday no longer works on Monday

When I did a good job and the client is happy

When I apply a new CSS for the first time

When the intern tells me that the tests are for those who can not program

When a bug goes unnoticed during a presentation