When I'm told that the module on which I have worked all the week will never be used

When my regex returned exactly what I expected

When my script finally worked

When project manager thinks that I can handle whole project all by myself

When sysadmin finally gives us the root access

When the app goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive

When the boss announces a bonus if the project is completed before the deadline

When the boss is looking for someone to urgently fix a difficult bug

When the client tries to click on the mockups

When the code that I have not tested on dev works perfectly in production

When the intern tells me that the tests are for those who can not program

When the project manager enters the office

When the project manager suddenly looks on my screen

When the sales people announce they have sold our product to the customer

When they me ask if I have tested it

When they tell me the website has to be supported by IE6