When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning

When asked to lend a hand on a Friday afternoon

When the boss announces a bonus if the project is completed before the deadline

When the client tries to click on the mockups

When the project manager suddenly looks on my screen

When I notice I was editing production code and I quickly correct my errors

When I realize that I have been blocked for two hours because of a forgotten semicolon

When the code that I have not tested on dev works perfectly in production

When a friend of mine asks me to fix his website built with Joomla

When I go off for the weekend while everyone else is still trying to fix bugs

When I'm told that the module on which I have worked all the week will never be used

When the sales people announce they have sold our product to the customer

When my regex returned exactly what I expected

When the app goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive

When the project manager enters the office

When I launch my script for the first time after several hours of development