When I'm told that my code is broken in production

When the boss announces a bonus if the project is completed before the deadline

When the client tries to click on the mockups

When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning

When I realize that I have been blocked for two hours because of a forgotten semicolon

When I notice I was editing production code and I quickly correct my errors

When the project manager suddenly looks on my screen

When the code that I have not tested on dev works perfectly in production

When a friend of mine asks me to fix his website built with Joomla

When I go off for the weekend while everyone else is still trying to fix bugs

When the sales people announce they have sold our product to the customer

When I'm told that the module on which I have worked all the week will never be used

When my regex returned exactly what I expected

When the app goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive

When the project manager enters the office

When I launch my script for the first time after several hours of development